Who is spanky ham

Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Spanky Ham. View source. History Talk 0. Do you like this video? Play Sound. Universal Conquest Wiki. The premise for his character is that he has been directly downloaded from the Internet, and as such, he is a parody of the immature characters found in bad Internet Flash cartoons. He does not, however, parody any specific animated character. Spanky's personality was originally based on Puck from The Real World: San Francisco , though his personality changed midway through the first season to the point where the Puck parallel no longer applied Spanky remained crude, but was no longer a jerk.

In his "life" away from the show, Spanky is an animated barker who inhabits an Internet porn site, introducing the viewer to the various wares available. In the past, he served as a special education instructor for an unspecified length of time.

He is also a recovering alcoholic ; in " Dirty Pranking No. In " Spelling Applebee's " he reveals that he lost his left testicle to cancer. The episode " Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree " reveals that he has a wife and son who live in a house in the suburbs which would mean that his marriage to Xandir a few episodes earlier was bigamy and thus technically not legal.

That same episode reveals that he was also a high school dropout. All of these instances indicate he may have had a dysfunctional upbringing. In Drawn Together Babies , Spanky was seen as a baby. Spanky was shown to be someone who was very concerned about his own hygiene and being clean. Pooping and peeing all over the place was the last thing he wanted to do because it seemed "unsanitary" to him.

However, in a moment of pressure, Spanky was forced to pee outside his diaper, and when he did, he found that he really liked it a lot which turned him into what he is today.

In " Terms of Endearment ", he lists the "playful advances" of one's shop teacher as an example of something that should not be forgotten; given his previous admission, it is possible Spanky is speaking from experience.

Drawn Together when he is hiding underneath the trenchcoat, leading one to believe this may have been the first time. Spanky defecates into a cantaloupe as seen in Hot Tub. Spanky's primary gag is his crudeness. He takes great pleasure in his own bodily functions, and is frequently seen looking at pornography.

When he overtans himself, he resembles bacon. The episode " Dirty Pranking No. Spanky Ham : Yeah? Well, me no care-y! Spanky Ham : They're gonna cut off my health insurance? I'll be more diseased than Dumpy the Medical Waste Man!

Captain Hero : Hey, pig! Great news! Wooldoor Sockbat : Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol! Captain Hero : Are you defecating into a cantalope? Spanky Ham : [farts] Uh I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze. Spanky Ham : What you need is some good old-fashioned positive reinforcement.

You can do this. Spanky Ham : I respect you because you're you! There's two I's in Ling Ling! Spanky Ham : What? What did you just say?